Best Moments in Life

* To fall in love.
 
        * To laugh until it hurts your stomach.
 
        * To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation.
 
        * To go for a vacation to some pretty place.
 
        * To listen to your favorite song in the radio.
 
        * To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.
 
        * To leave the! Shower and find that the towel is warm.
 
        * To clear your last exam.
 
        * To receive a call from someone, you don't see a lot, but you want to.
 
        * To find money in a pant that you haven't used since last year.
 
        * To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making faces. :)))
 
        * Calls at midnight that last for hours. :))
 
        * To laugh without a reason.
 
        * To accidentally hear somebody say something good about you.
 
        * To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of hours.
 
        * To hear a song that makes you remember a special person.
 
        * To be part of a team.
 
        * To watch the sunset from the hill top.
 
        * To make new friends.
 
        * To feel butterflies! In the stomach every time that you see that person.
 
        * To pass time with your best friends.
 
        * To see people that you like, feeling happy.
 
        * To use a sweater of the person that you like and find that it still smells of their perfume.
 
        * See an old friend again and to feel that the things have not changed.
 
        * To take an evening walk along the beach.
 
        * To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.
 
        * To laugh .......laugh........and laugh ...... remembering stupid things done with stupid friends.
 
        These are the best moments of life....
 

The Really Hard Questions

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, when you can't legally drink and drive?

Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?